Health care is such a hypocrital can of worms! Lets give coverage to all by reducing seniors' medicare coverage. Then you wonder, Mr. Obama, why the people are not lined up behind you? Why don't you stop funding these unnecessary wars all around the world with Social Security dollars? Why don't you stop the wars alltogether? Why not put the military to work, helping out with natuaral disasters around the world, such as earthquakes, floods, and fires?
Come to North Dakota, where a guy can still get rich quick and have fun doing it, too. It’s still the wild, wild west out here, and we’ve got something better than gold; we got OIL! Lots of it! We’ve got so much oil that we have a state budget surplus of over a billion dollars surplus!
And watching over this surplus is just the man for the job, our own Governor Hoeven, who takes credit for creating this surplus, as well he should. He has trimmed all the social programs down to a skeletal work force. He and his Republican legislative buddies have raised the bar so high, that it is almost impossible to qualify for any kind of relief, such as food stamps, energy, home repair, unemployment, worker’s comp; the poor and needy in general, whom Hoeven regards as rabble who don’t vote anyway, so let them starve and freeze to death. And North Dakota is just the state to do it in.
Now, let’s not get the impression that our Governor Hoeven is soft on crime; he’s not. He’s beefed up Homeland Security to be ever vigilant for those sneaky Canadians, who are clamoring to get into our state to perform some terrorist act. Hoeven has beefed up the Attorney General’s Office by providing jobs to unemployed lawyers, who are ever vigilant to crack down on anyone who might share their food, or file for unemployment or workman’s comp. The Governor will not tolerate any slackers in this state; and neither will his minions.
There’s lots of work to be had in our fine state; roughnecks on the oil rigs, a real job for a real man. We don’t want any slackers here. We don’t need any art or culture; we got oil. And we need men willing to get that oil moving. Never mind that prices for homes, groceries, and other necessities sky rocket. We got a chance to be millionaires. Isn’t that the American dream?
here, and we've got something better than gold; we got OIL! Lots of it! We've got so much oil that we have a state
treasury surplus of over a billion dollars.
And watching over this surplus is just the man for the job, our own Governor Hoeven, who takes credit for creating this surplus, as well he should. He has trimmed all the unnecessary social programs down to a skeletal work force: Social Services, Job Service, Workman's Compensation, etc., and has centralized operations and work force in Bismarck where he can control the doling out of funds for unemployment and workman's comp. He and his Republican legislative buddies have raised the bar so high, that it is almost impossible to qualify for any kind of relief, such as food stamps, enery, home repair, unemployment, worker's comp; the poor and needy in general, who don't count anyway because they aren't taxpayers. Republicans regard the poor as rabble and slackers, who don't vote, and if they did, they would vote for the wrong candidate anyway. So why help them? when it is the taxpayer, like Halliaburton, who needs the stimulus of that tax money so it can hire roughnecks. Why waste taxpayer money on the poor, the slackers? They are worthless rabble who don't vote anyway, so let them starve and freeze to death, and help reduce the unemployment numbers. And North Dakota is just the state to do it in.
Now, let's not get the impression that our Governor Hoeven is not doing something about unemployment. He's beefed up Homeland Security so they can be ever vigilant at the Canadian border, to be on the lookout for those sneaky Canadians, who are clamoring to get into our state to perform some terrorist act. Hoeven has also beefed up the Attorney General's Office by providing jobs for unemployed lawyers, who are ever vigilant to crack down on anyone who might share their food, or file unnecessary claims for unemployment or workman's comp. The Governor will not tolerate any slackers, and neither will his minions.
There's lots of work to be had in our fine state; roughnecks on the oil rigs, a real job for a real man. We don't want any slackers here. We don't need any more art or culture; we got oil. And we need men willing to drill. Never mind that an oil boom causes prices to sky rocket on homes, groceries, and other necessities. We got a chance to be millionairs.
Isn't that the American dream?