Anthony Weiner
U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner
I come out in support of U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner and anyone who doesn’t is just a little wiener-whiner. From what I have seen, Mr. Weiner has an excellent physique for a man of 48. Rather than being apologetic, I would suggest that Mr. Weiner take out bill board ads, highlighting his amazing anatomy, and challenge the rest of the legislative body to compare bodies publically. As a U.S. citizen, I think we have a right to know every intimate detail of our legislators, don’t you? It helps us prioritize what we think were problems and relegate those seeming problems to obscurity, such as: home foreclosure, no job, reckless military spending.
As representative of the American public, I congratulate Mr. Weiner for having distracted the media away from pointless economic discussions which just enrages the public. Mr. Weiner has given us something prurient to think about instead. Part of our American culture is our insatiable interest in sex, smut, and sleaze. We love smut. Someone else’s smut. At the same time, we like to present a Puritanical, abhorrent attitude on sex to the world. At the same time, Congress is all agog over Mr. Weiner, it is ordering U.S. military to hold Arabs as "enemy combantants" in a naked condition, to perform indecent sexual acts on them, to parade naked Arabs in front of female militia, to have female soldiers touch Arabs’ genitals. Why don't we have more pictures of this?
So, Mr. Weiner, put up that billboard, and challenge any other Congressman or woman to do likewise. What’s in a statement of a bare chest? Proud to be an American where at least we know we're free.
I come out in support of U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner and anyone who doesn’t is just a little wiener-whiner. From what I have seen, Mr. Weiner has an excellent physique for a man of 48. Rather than being apologetic, I would suggest that Mr. Weiner take out bill board ads, highlighting his amazing anatomy, and challenge the rest of the legislative body to compare bodies publically. As a U.S. citizen, I think we have a right to know every intimate detail of our legislators, don’t you? It helps us prioritize what we think were problems and relegate those seeming problems to obscurity, such as: home foreclosure, no job, reckless military spending.
As representative of the American public, I congratulate Mr. Weiner for having distracted the media away from pointless economic discussions which just enrages the public. Mr. Weiner has given us something prurient to think about instead. Part of our American culture is our insatiable interest in sex, smut, and sleaze. We love smut. Someone else’s smut. At the same time, we like to present a Puritanical, abhorrent attitude on sex to the world. At the same time, Congress is all agog over Mr. Weiner, it is ordering U.S. military to hold Arabs as "enemy combantants" in a naked condition, to perform indecent sexual acts on them, to parade naked Arabs in front of female militia, to have female soldiers touch Arabs’ genitals. Why don't we have more pictures of this?
So, Mr. Weiner, put up that billboard, and challenge any other Congressman or woman to do likewise. What’s in a statement of a bare chest? Proud to be an American where at least we know we're free.
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